When my phone is ringing, the first thing I usually say is:
"Oh hey, my butt is vibrating," which, I must earnestly point out, is no longer a dorky thing only I would say because apparently my home-dog Stacie uses it, too. Valida-shuuuuun!
Weirdest thing I've done today:
painting my new cabinet on wheels from IKEA in the backyard in my PJs at midnight.*
When I haven't posted anything in nearly a month, it's usually because:
I am trying to avoid writing things like the preceding...
*You would know how weird this is if you knew what I wear to sleep in. If you really want to know, just ask Stephanie!**
**I'm totally kidding.
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